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Little Humjayega – Don’t makes sense

Little Humjayega was having an English class.

Teacher – If "can’t" is the short for "cannot," what does "don’t" in short stand for?

Lil Humjayega – Doughnut

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Where does God Live?

Once a teacher was teaching moral science.
The teacher asked Hum Jayega’s son,”Son, do you know where god lives?”

Hum Jayega’s son replied, “He lives in our bathroom.”

Dismayed the teacher asked, “What makes you say that?”

Student replied: “Because every morning my father bangs the bathroom door and shouts “Oh my god you are still there.”