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Can happen only in Darjeeling…

OK, these facts weren’t told by Humjayaga. But, that doesn’t mean they are less funnier. If you live in Darjeeling you would really see how true these facts are:

Only in Darjeeling…
…people sit in dense fog and watch an entire soccer match, not knowing what the hell is going on in the field

Only in Darjeeling…
…people go to buy laangshyaa and end up watching carom for hours

Only in Darjeeling…
…do you walk through the town once, and meet the same people ten times

Only in Darjeeling…
…do doodhwalas sell milk with less fat than skim milk

Only in Darjeeling….
…do the unemployed dress up better than the employed

Only in Darjeeling…
…the best dishes on the menu in any restaurant are thukpa and momo

Only in Darjeeling…
…do you find distance in Kilometers and places in Miles….Cha mile, Dus mile, Baarah mile

Only in Darjeeling…
…can you jump off a train…take a leak.. and catch the train again…

Only in Darjeeling…
…the prettiest girl always eloped with a driver

Only in Darjeeling…
…Boys carry two different love letters in their back pockets. Nepali and English written

Only in Darjeeling…
…Mann mann mai love mann mann mai break

Only in Darjeeling…
…a train gets caught in a traffic jam

Only in Darjeeling…
…do you go to sleep with a bottle of hot water for warmth in winter….and wake up in the morning and ‘daant moluus” with the same water

Only in Darjeeling….
…can two guys watch a movie with one ticket, half-seat, third class

Only in Darjeeling…
…the last place to find coolies is at the railway station

Only in Darjeeling…
…people park their cars on their rooftops

Only in Darjeeling…
…the shortest people carry the largest umbrellas

Only in Darjeeling…
…drivers drive their car from Ghoom till Darjeeling town in NEUTRAL and have the balls to charge each passenger for at least Rs.10 and still show an unsatisfied face.

Only in Darjeeling…
…In the internet cafes, they charge you from the time you step into the cafe, start the computer, restart, reboot, connection problems, page hanged, wire come-off due to too much kicking out of frustrations below the table, and log out paying 30 bucks for an hour when you don’t even get to see your own picture on facebook.

Only in Darjeeling…
…You are updated with every local news; local love stories, elopes and true loves, latest songs and gossips in a single trip from Darjeeling to Siliguri.


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