One day when Hum Jayega was driving a bus, a small kid boarded his bus and sat beside him.
The kid talking to himself said, “If my dad were an elephant and my mom were a female elephant, I would have been a baby elephant.”
Hum Jayega was listening. The boy continued, “If my dad were a horse and my mother a female horse, I would have been a baby horse.”
That was too much when the kid started murmuring again … Fully annoyed Hum Jayega asked:
“What would you have been if your father was a drunkard and your mother a prostitute?
The kid replied, “A bus driver !”