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Taking girls / women to bed

Humjayega defined what the difference is to take girls/women to bed at different ages.

For example, he started with a girl of age 9 and then added 10 each to get the ages : 9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, and 79 ?

  • At 9 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
  • At 19 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
  • At 29 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. She always say, ‘Humjayega.’
  • At 39 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
  • At 49 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
  • At 59 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
  • At 69 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
  • At 79 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???  
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