Once Hum Jayega and two of his friends were sitting together. An Englishman came up and asked, “Hey guys, what is your favorite flowers?”

One of the Hum Jayega’s friend replied, ‘Lotus’

‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered

The friend got angry.

Another friend replied: ‘Jasmine’

‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response

He also got angry.

The Englishman asked Hum Jayega, ‘And what is your favourite flower?’

Hum Jayega replied: ‘Cactus! Now clean your ass with that! “