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Sheepish dog

A typical peroxide blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to get a makeover. She went to a salon and had her hair done so that she was, once again, a brunette. Now that she was a brunette, she decided she would take a drive in the country. So she hopped into her convertible and started driving.

She saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, looking skeptical, said she could.

So the blonde looked at the flock and said, "157." The farmer was amazed because she was right. She picked one out and was getting in her car when the farmer walked up to her.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"sheepish_

Dog and bones

Doctor, "Did you know that there are more than 200 bones in a human body?"

Hum Jayega, "Shhh, speak in low voice doctor! My dog is sitting outside in the waiting room!"Dog_and_Bone


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