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SIM card

sim_cardOnce Humjayage’s wife called the cellphone company.

H-Wife – Hi customer service, my little girl swallowed the SIM card.

Customer service– Call the doctor. Why are you calling us.

H-Wife – I just wanted to know if you charge me every time my little girl speaks.

Math problem!

Teacher: You add 9 oranges to 4 oranges, what do you get?

Student: A math problem.