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When Life Gives You Lemons !

lemon"When Life Gives You Lemons !" to make your life sour, what can you do?

The old saying, probably everyone have heard, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” In reality it’s not that old. The writer of the famous book “How to win friends and influence people,” Dale Carnegie coined the phrase and it has become very popular. So  popular that people have made different funny versions of the quote. Here are some:

  • When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
  • When life gives you lemons, make sure you send a thank you note for the lemons.
  • When life gives you lemons, enjoy all the vitamin C you get.
  • When life gives you lemons, collect them and trade them for oranges.
  • When life gives you lemons, sell them on ebay.
  • When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy’s eyes.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
  • If life give you LEMONS, just rearrange the letters and you have MELONS.
  • When life gives you lemon, enjoy the FREE lemon.

More? Please add them in comment!

Taking girls / women to bed

Humjayega defined what the difference is to take girls/women to bed at different ages.

For example, he started with a girl of age 9 and then added 10 each to get the ages : 9, 19, 29, 39, 49, 59, 69, and 79 ?

  • At 9 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.
  • At 19 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.
  • At 29 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. She always say, ‘Humjayega.’
  • At 39 — She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
  • At 49 — She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
  • At 59 — You stay in bed to avoid her story.
  • At 69 — If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!
  • At 79 — What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???  
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The Father Humjayega

Humjayega’s son went to college and wrote a letter home:

letterDear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Your $on.

Humjayega was a TRUE father of such an intelligent son. The reply reads like:

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.