एकचोटि किराहरु र जनावरहरुको फूटबल म्याच भएछ । हाफ ट्याम हुँदासम्म जनावरहरुले ६ गोल गरेछन्, तर किराहरुले भने गोलै गर्न सकेनछन् । दोश्रो हाफमा किराहरुको कोचले सय खुट्टे अरिमुठे (MILLIPEDE) ल्याएछ । अरिमुठेले दनादन १२ गोल ठोकेछ, किराहरुले १२-६ मा खेल जितेछन् । खेल सकिएपछि पत्रकारहरुले किराको कोचलाई सोधे;
“कोचज्यू, यस्तो राम्रो खेल्ने अरिमुठेलाई पहिल्यैबाट किन नखेलाएको?”
“पहिल्यैबाट खेलाउने मन त मलाईपनि थियो भाई, तर के गर्ने, बिचरालाई सय वटा खुट्टामा बुट कस्नै हाफ टाइमसम्म लाग्यो ।”
One day Hum Jayega went to see the doctor with both of his ears burnt.
Doctor: So tell me how u burnt your both ears?’
Hum Jayega: I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron by mistake”
Doctor: But how did you burn both of them?
Hum Jayega: Well, as soon as I put the iron down, the phone rang again.
When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment.
Tourist: This skull must be the Great Alexander’s?
Hum Jayega: Yes madam, it is!
Tourist: What about this small one?
Hum Jayega: Oh! that was when he was only a kid.
HUM JAYEGA walks into a doctor’s office and tells the doctor he’s broken every single bone in his body. “That’s impossible!” says the doctor. HUM JAYEGA says, “No, it’s really true. Look!” He then touches his leg with her index finger and screams “Ouch!” Then he touches his arm and yells “Eeeeoooow!” Finally he touches his ribs and can barely maintain his composure as the tears start to roll down his face. He says, “See, I told you I broke every bone in my body.” The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. “Well, Sir,” he tells HUM JAYEGA, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven’t broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you’ve broken your finger.”