Q. How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ears.
Wife and wife’s sister
Humjayega - If I die, will you marry again?
Wife – No. I love you so much, I won’t be able to marry again. I will live with my younger sister. And you, will you marry again?
Humjayega – No, I will also live you your younger sister.
Burnt ear
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears.
The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?"
The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear."
‘Oh, a typical blonde,’ the doctor thought.
The doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
Sheepish dog
A typical peroxide blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to get a makeover. She went to a salon and had her hair done so that she was, once again, a brunette. Now that she was a brunette, she decided she would take a drive in the country. So she hopped into her convertible and started driving.
She saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought, "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!" She got out and walked over to the farmer and said, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?" The farmer, looking skeptical, said she could.
So the blonde looked at the flock and said, "157." The farmer was amazed because she was right. She picked one out and was getting in her car when the farmer walked up to her.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
Pizza, piece by piece
Blonde: "I would like to order a medium pizza"
The clerk: "How many pieces would you like to have it cut into: six or twelve?"
Blonde: "Oh, goodness, six please, I don’t think I could ever eat twelve!"
Dead birdie …
One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde’s friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
Blonde Snowman
Q. Why does it take a lot longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. ‘Cause, you have to hollow out it’s head!
SIM card
Once Humjayage’s wife called the cellphone company.
H-Wife – Hi customer service, my little girl swallowed the SIM card.
Customer service- Call the doctor. Why are you calling us.
H-Wife – I just wanted to know if you charge me every time my little girl speaks.
Lecture on Pluto and Neptune
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Sudent: I am sorry teacher, I won’t be able to attend the lecture. My mom wouldn’t let me go so far.